BIOL

And trouble deaf Heaven with my bootless cries

I really do have to say it. I’ve screwed up.

I tried to over-​reach my own com­pet­ency and bit off more than I can pos­sibly chew.

My English pro­fess­ors this term were mostly sym­path­etic, wrong­fully so. I thank them for their sym­pathy but I would have thought that they should have chas­tised me for not giv­ing due atten­tion to the lit­er­at­ure about which they obvi­ously care. I have done my read­ings a ter­rible dis­ser­vice, a viol­ent crime, a dis­hon­our by scrib­bling “ana­lyses” tan­tamount to pablum and for­cing my pro­fess­ors to read through them, cringing and win­cing in pain and embarrassment.

Mea culpa.

My sci­ence courses have hardly gone bet­ter. I’ve kept up-​to-​date so far as I can keep abreast of the new­est course mater­ial in case of tests and quizzes. I’ve even grossly neg­lected by two essays for cell physiology, a course that I love and in which I have actu­ally done quite well.

If this year has taught me any­thing, it’s that I’m severely, pain­fully, humanly limited.

There’s some com­fort in that under­stand­ing, and pain too.

All I can do now is just study hard for my exam­in­a­tions to redeem myself, then work towards avoid­ing over­load­ing myself next year. I’m only glad that the stakes are so low right now; this is a life les­son best learned early, when the con­sequences are merely marks, not health or money.

I can do better.

Saturday, April 17th, 2010 BIOL 362, ENGL 343, ENGL 348, ENGL 357, Meditations 1 Comment

To weave the mirror’s magic sights

Statistics is so ridicu­lously dull. I’d much rather fill out ran­dom quizzes.

I Am A: Lawful Good Half-​Elf Wizard (2nd Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength–11
Dexterity–12
Constitution–11
Intelligence–16
Wisdom–12
Charisma–12

Alignment:
Lawful Good A law­ful good char­ac­ter acts as a good per­son is expec­ted or required to act. He com­bines a com­mit­ment to oppose evil with the dis­cip­line to fight relent­lessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A law­ful good char­ac­ter hates to see the guilty go unpun­ished. Lawful good is the best align­ment you can be because it com­bines honor and com­pas­sion. However, law­ful good can be a dan­ger­ous align­ment because it restricts free­dom and crim­in­al­izes self-​interest.

Race:
Half-​Elves have the curi­os­ity and ambi­tion for their human par­ent and the refined senses and love of nature of their elven par­ent, although they are out­siders among both cul­tures. To humans, half-​elves are paler, fairer and smoother-​skinned than their human par­ents, but their actual skin tones and other details vary just as human fea­tures do. Half-​elves tend to have green, elven eyes. They live to about 180.

Class:
Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intens­ive study to cre­ate their magic. To wiz­ards, magic is not a tal­ent but a dif­fi­cult, reward­ing art. When they are pre­pared for battle, wiz­ards can use their spells to dev­ast­at­ing effect. When caught by sur­prise, they are vul­ner­able. The wizard’s strength is her spells, everything else is sec­ond­ary. She learns new spells as she exper­i­ments and grows in exper­i­ence, and she can also learn them from other wiz­ards. In addi­tion, over time a wiz­ard learns to manip­u­late her spells so they go farther, work bet­ter, or are improved in some other way. A wiz­ard can call a famil­iar– a small, magical, animal com­pan­ion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wiz­ards are cap­able of cast­ing very high levels of spells.

Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, cour­tesy of Easydamus (e-​mail)

Sunday, December 20th, 2009 BIOL 300, Meditations 2 Comments

Scatter, as from an unextinguish’d hearth

Another term has come and gone at jolly UBC and I’m sur­prised to find that I’m still stand­ing. Time for another unce­re­mo­ni­ous, ad hoc course eval­u­ation – done, of course, before my exams so that I won’t be biased by how dif­fi­cult I found the courses.

ENGL 304 (Advanced Composition)
This one felt pretty touch and go for most of the way…the pro­fessor really knows her stuff (she should – she wrote the text­book after all) and there were def­in­itely some innov­at­ive teach­ing meth­ods. However, I never really felt like I ever got into the rhythm of things and when I did, it was short-​lived. I’d recom­mend any­one to take this course if they feel that their writ­ing is a bit on the weak side; this course should help you pol­ish up your com­pos­i­tion skills. However, the title of the course, “Advanced Composition” is a bit of a mis­nomer – most of the course is spent on per­suas­ive essays, not expository.

ANAT 390 (Introduction to Microscopic Human Anatomy)
This one’s def­in­itely a rite-​of-​passage for most and it’s reas­on­ably tough. Because it’s a sur­vey course, you cover a lot of ground very quickly, leav­ing stu­dents who haven’t taken advanced bio­logy scratch­ing their heads. If you are, how­ever, a bio­logy senior with a good num­ber of cell bio­logy courses under your belt, you really ought to be fine; it won’t be any­thing you can’t handle. It’s taught by a vari­ety of dif­fer­ent pro­fess­ors, each of whom is an expert in the mater­ial that s/​he teaches – this is great because you get instruct­ors who really are experts at what they are teach­ing but you never know the level of instruc­tion you’ll get. Some are great and some not so much.

BIOL 361 (Introduction to Physiology)
I can’t say I ever really wanted to take this course – I took it because it’s man­dat­ory for my pro­gram. Nevertheless, it was enjoy­able, largely due to the efforts of my two won­der­ful instruct­ors. The course mater­ial itself is access­ible and not too oner­ous; all eval­u­ations were open-​book so it was really a test of get­ting enough down on paper to show that you knew what you knew. The top­ics are, at times, dry but I guess I can see why the course is man­dat­ory for all bio­logy majors. Regular study should lead to suc­cess in this course quite easily.

BIOL 304 (Fundamentals of Ecology)
Co-​taught by two instruct­ors, this course was in its first run this year after being revamped from the pre­vi­ous BIOL 302/​303 pro­gram. Deceptively breezy in the begin­ning, many stu­dents learned the hard way that this course stressed crit­ical think­ing (for long-​answer prob­lems) as well as rote mem­or­iz­a­tion (for defin­i­tions) on the midterm exam­in­a­tion. The labs were fun if labour-​intensive; they were gen­er­ally mark-​boosters. I’m sure, with time, that this course will become more refined but all I can say is that the course was still a bit rough around the edges when I took it. It was, how­ever, inter­est­ing enough that I’m con­sid­er­ing tak­ing BIOL 306.

BIOL 300 (Biometrics)
Absolutely dread­ing this course, I walked in with the low­est expect­a­tions ever. I felt that I had been deceived – I thought that no math was required after first year if I wanted to do the Biology pro­gram! Nevertheless, the math involved is quite basic if labor­i­ous at times (ANOVA, any­one?) and the examples provided are com­pel­ling and inter­est­ing. I can see why this course is man­dat­ory for all bio­logy majors and I found, in spite of myself, that I enjoyed this course and saw how it would be rel­ev­ant to research. The eval­u­ation is straight­for­ward and fair, if com­pre­hens­ive. Regular study and prac­tice should serve you well.

BIOL 360 (Cell Physiology Laboratory)
This course was a blast from begin­ning to end! It’s struc­tured far more cas­u­ally than those formal chem­istry labs and you get to pick and choose among the exper­i­ments that interest you. There’s not a strong emphasis on the acquis­i­tion of labor­at­ory tech­niques, though, aside from cent­ri­fu­ga­tion and micropipet­ting, which was very dis­ap­point­ing. The TAs were help­ful and the dir­ector was always open for ques­tions, though. Marking is rig­or­ous and more dif­fi­cult than you might imagine.

BIOL 240 (Experimental Design in the Life Sciences)
This review might be moot see­ing as how this was the last year that BIOL 240 will be run­ning (for now) but I thought it was won­der­ful. It’s extremely time-​consuming, how­ever, and required much more atten­tion than I had pre­vi­ously ima­gined but what you put in is what you get out. I learned a lot of valu­able labor­at­ory tech­niques in here, as well as fig­ur­ing out that sci­entific research is not as romantic as I might have once ima­gined (I have so much pity for people who work with Neurospora crassa). Still, this course was just so reward­ing and so great! I took so many pic­tures and they’ll always have a cher­ished place in my heart.


Next term is almost cer­tainly going to be hugely dif­fer­ent; a huge influx of ENGL courses will shake up the bal­ance of things while BIOL 337 will either break me or make me. I’m excited!

Now, not to get ahead of myself, time to com­mence studying!

it is a wise father that knows his own child

Mystery Pedigree

I’ve set the geek-​meter far into the red by post­ing this but…

What kind of inher­it­ance does this ped­i­gree show? What trait do you sup­pose is being depicted?

And most import­antly, what does this have to do with my ENGL 304 term paper?

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009 BIOL 304, ENGL 304 2 Comments

chō no kage sasu

You know, some­times I won­der if it might be time to pull the plug on this blog alto­gether. My updates are inter­mit­tent, the good parts are far and in between. Maybe I’m suf­fer­ing from inform­a­tion over­load or burn-​out. Probably both. Perhaps I should just opt-​out temporarily…which reminds me of this video…


Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village

Really now, that is just too amusing.

Currently work­ing on my term paper for ENGL 304 (you know, that topic deserves a post of its own, come to think of it) while also sort­ing through the swath that is SUS Finance. Not to men­tion the job.

*sigh* Finals are about to be upon us. Whither shall I run?

Oh and for those keep­ing track, I’m think­ing of drop­ping out of Science Co-​op. Anyone want to offer their advice?

Saturday, November 21st, 2009 BIOL 240, ENGL 304, Minischool, SUS, Technology 3 Comments