ENGL

All children, except one, grow up

Suffice it to say, today was a great deal more invig­or­at­ing than I had expec­ted. After a late start to the day (break­fast — or brunch, more appro­pri­ately), I headed off to the theatre to watch Despicable Me with L and A. Having bought our tick­ets (and then vacil­lat­ing whether or not we wanted to sit in a dark, empty theatre so as to save the best seats), we headed in and claimed our Real 3D glasses.

I’m hav­ing a bad, bad day
If you take it per­sonal, that’s okay
Watch, this is so fun to see
Huh, despic­able me.
– Pharrell, “Despicable Me”

The movie, by all means, was great. The story was fun, the humour well-​timed and (gosh darn it!) the orphan girls were so sweet! This makes me think that every­one ought to be forced to care for the young. Perhaps we’d have less vil­lains that way? Behind our seats, a whole row was reserved for (what we assumed) was a birth­day party. Hearing the chil­dren giggle with glee behind us wasn’t as annoy­ing as I might have ima­gined — it was quite fun to have them behind us! (Too bad L was thwapped on the head by an overzeal­ous child…)

After a rather long jour­ney to pro­cure a screen pro­tector for A’s (new!) BlackBerry Bold 9700, we wandered over to Chapters where we dis­covered, much to our mutual pleas­ure, that we could have din­ner together. We ate at The Boss (where I learned that I don’t actu­ally know how to order beef in Cantonese…how do you indic­ate how well-​cooked you want the meat?!).

Once full, we left the res­taur­ant to a rap­idly clos­ing mall. We wandered over to a water foun­tain out­side to won­der what we could do. I sug­ges­ted we take a stroll in Central Park (des­pite my great fears of creep­ers run­ning amok in the wooded areas). Off we went.

After dodging incom­ing golf balls from the pitch-​and-​putt and trekking through the verd­ant trees, we sat on a bench and noticed two people appar­ently shout­ing at one another. Perplexed, we gazed on to notice a man in a blue cape yelling to some people fur­ther away. Nosily, we inched closer and closer until…we noticed that it was a pro­duc­tion! Outside! In the park! For free!

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Enthralled, we found ourselves sit­ting on the grass (and swat­ting away the copi­ous amounts of vam­piric mos­qui­toes) and try­ing to unravel the storyline. As it turns out, it was a pro­duc­tion of Neverland: Beginnings by Rainforest Theatre, a small local com­pany. We watched with glee as Peter Pan was nearly wed­ded to the daugh­ter of the pir­ate king and as we learned how Captain Hook gained (lost?) his eponym­ous append­age. With subtle amuse­ment, we gazed on as one over­ex­cited child-​spectator inched closer and closer to the act­ors until he was actu­ally sit­ting within the action, gaz­ing upward and ask­ing, “Can I see that?!”

I found it so magical that serendip­ity (and, admit­tedly, a reluct­ance to return home to do read­ings for ENGL 468) led us to a the­at­rical pro­duc­tion in the ancient pulse of germ and birth. I thought I had encountered some­thing out of Midsummer Night’s Dream! (But of course not. My appoint­ment to see Henry V is this Friday.)

It is some indic­a­tion of my great love for the theatre but I adored the way the act­ors inter­ac­ted with the audi­ence and with their sur­round­ings. With little more than some light cos­tum­ing, they cre­ated a world into which their children-​spectators could be drawn by sheer cha­risma. And what is a more nat­ural set­ting for a the­at­rical pro­duc­tion than the forest?

The play fin­ished and every­one dis­persed. We headed over to P’s house to play poker briefly before I was summoned home with great dis­pleas­ure at my waywardness.

And I could wish my days to be bound each to each with such won­der, joy and serendipity.

Even when there’s no one sitting there

I typ­ic­ally try to avoid double-​posting but after read­ing through the first chapter of Anne of Green Gables, I had to com­ment. My dis­claimer, of course, is that I have hardly made it through the book in any demon­strable way but I had to com­ment on this with a wry smirk. I risk the ire of fans around the world (I am led to believe that there must be some fol­low­ing as the back of the book describes the book as hav­ing never been out of print since its ini­tial pub­lic­a­tion in 1908) but I had to get this off my chest.

Let me be frank. Anne of Green Gables begins simply with a nosy, old woman, star­ing out of her win­dow with her hawk­ish eyes. And but of course, she spies one neighbour’s hus­band plod­ding along for some inex­plic­able reason. She makes the labor­i­ous (not really) trip to her neighbour’s home to prod her nose into the affairs of the adja­cent house­hold. Having learned of the reason for the excur­sion, she gives her unso­li­cited and frank advice. When mildly rebuffed, she leaves with every inten­tion of set­ting the neigh­bour­hood tongues wag­ging by shar­ing her newly-​gained insight.

Not alto­gether a prom­ising start to what many Canadians would con­sider a national classic.

Saturday, July 10th, 2010 ENGL 468 No Comments

And trouble deaf Heaven with my bootless cries

I really do have to say it. I’ve screwed up.

I tried to over-​reach my own com­pet­ency and bit off more than I can pos­sibly chew.

My English pro­fess­ors this term were mostly sym­path­etic, wrong­fully so. I thank them for their sym­pathy but I would have thought that they should have chas­tised me for not giv­ing due atten­tion to the lit­er­at­ure about which they obvi­ously care. I have done my read­ings a ter­rible dis­ser­vice, a viol­ent crime, a dis­hon­our by scrib­bling “ana­lyses” tan­tamount to pablum and for­cing my pro­fess­ors to read through them, cringing and win­cing in pain and embarrassment.

Mea culpa.

My sci­ence courses have hardly gone bet­ter. I’ve kept up-​to-​date so far as I can keep abreast of the new­est course mater­ial in case of tests and quizzes. I’ve even grossly neg­lected by two essays for cell physiology, a course that I love and in which I have actu­ally done quite well.

If this year has taught me any­thing, it’s that I’m severely, pain­fully, humanly limited.

There’s some com­fort in that under­stand­ing, and pain too.

All I can do now is just study hard for my exam­in­a­tions to redeem myself, then work towards avoid­ing over­load­ing myself next year. I’m only glad that the stakes are so low right now; this is a life les­son best learned early, when the con­sequences are merely marks, not health or money.

I can do better.

Saturday, April 17th, 2010 BIOL 362, ENGL 343, ENGL 348, ENGL 357, Meditations 1 Comment

Scatter, as from an unextinguish’d hearth

Another term has come and gone at jolly UBC and I’m sur­prised to find that I’m still stand­ing. Time for another unce­re­mo­ni­ous, ad hoc course eval­u­ation – done, of course, before my exams so that I won’t be biased by how dif­fi­cult I found the courses.

ENGL 304 (Advanced Composition)
This one felt pretty touch and go for most of the way…the pro­fessor really knows her stuff (she should – she wrote the text­book after all) and there were def­in­itely some innov­at­ive teach­ing meth­ods. However, I never really felt like I ever got into the rhythm of things and when I did, it was short-​lived. I’d recom­mend any­one to take this course if they feel that their writ­ing is a bit on the weak side; this course should help you pol­ish up your com­pos­i­tion skills. However, the title of the course, “Advanced Composition” is a bit of a mis­nomer – most of the course is spent on per­suas­ive essays, not expository.

ANAT 390 (Introduction to Microscopic Human Anatomy)
This one’s def­in­itely a rite-​of-​passage for most and it’s reas­on­ably tough. Because it’s a sur­vey course, you cover a lot of ground very quickly, leav­ing stu­dents who haven’t taken advanced bio­logy scratch­ing their heads. If you are, how­ever, a bio­logy senior with a good num­ber of cell bio­logy courses under your belt, you really ought to be fine; it won’t be any­thing you can’t handle. It’s taught by a vari­ety of dif­fer­ent pro­fess­ors, each of whom is an expert in the mater­ial that s/​he teaches – this is great because you get instruct­ors who really are experts at what they are teach­ing but you never know the level of instruc­tion you’ll get. Some are great and some not so much.

BIOL 361 (Introduction to Physiology)
I can’t say I ever really wanted to take this course – I took it because it’s man­dat­ory for my pro­gram. Nevertheless, it was enjoy­able, largely due to the efforts of my two won­der­ful instruct­ors. The course mater­ial itself is access­ible and not too oner­ous; all eval­u­ations were open-​book so it was really a test of get­ting enough down on paper to show that you knew what you knew. The top­ics are, at times, dry but I guess I can see why the course is man­dat­ory for all bio­logy majors. Regular study should lead to suc­cess in this course quite easily.

BIOL 304 (Fundamentals of Ecology)
Co-​taught by two instruct­ors, this course was in its first run this year after being revamped from the pre­vi­ous BIOL 302/​303 pro­gram. Deceptively breezy in the begin­ning, many stu­dents learned the hard way that this course stressed crit­ical think­ing (for long-​answer prob­lems) as well as rote mem­or­iz­a­tion (for defin­i­tions) on the midterm exam­in­a­tion. The labs were fun if labour-​intensive; they were gen­er­ally mark-​boosters. I’m sure, with time, that this course will become more refined but all I can say is that the course was still a bit rough around the edges when I took it. It was, how­ever, inter­est­ing enough that I’m con­sid­er­ing tak­ing BIOL 306.

BIOL 300 (Biometrics)
Absolutely dread­ing this course, I walked in with the low­est expect­a­tions ever. I felt that I had been deceived – I thought that no math was required after first year if I wanted to do the Biology pro­gram! Nevertheless, the math involved is quite basic if labor­i­ous at times (ANOVA, any­one?) and the examples provided are com­pel­ling and inter­est­ing. I can see why this course is man­dat­ory for all bio­logy majors and I found, in spite of myself, that I enjoyed this course and saw how it would be rel­ev­ant to research. The eval­u­ation is straight­for­ward and fair, if com­pre­hens­ive. Regular study and prac­tice should serve you well.

BIOL 360 (Cell Physiology Laboratory)
This course was a blast from begin­ning to end! It’s struc­tured far more cas­u­ally than those formal chem­istry labs and you get to pick and choose among the exper­i­ments that interest you. There’s not a strong emphasis on the acquis­i­tion of labor­at­ory tech­niques, though, aside from cent­ri­fu­ga­tion and micropipet­ting, which was very dis­ap­point­ing. The TAs were help­ful and the dir­ector was always open for ques­tions, though. Marking is rig­or­ous and more dif­fi­cult than you might imagine.

BIOL 240 (Experimental Design in the Life Sciences)
This review might be moot see­ing as how this was the last year that BIOL 240 will be run­ning (for now) but I thought it was won­der­ful. It’s extremely time-​consuming, how­ever, and required much more atten­tion than I had pre­vi­ously ima­gined but what you put in is what you get out. I learned a lot of valu­able labor­at­ory tech­niques in here, as well as fig­ur­ing out that sci­entific research is not as romantic as I might have once ima­gined (I have so much pity for people who work with Neurospora crassa). Still, this course was just so reward­ing and so great! I took so many pic­tures and they’ll always have a cher­ished place in my heart.


Next term is almost cer­tainly going to be hugely dif­fer­ent; a huge influx of ENGL courses will shake up the bal­ance of things while BIOL 337 will either break me or make me. I’m excited!

Now, not to get ahead of myself, time to com­mence studying!

it is a wise father that knows his own child

Mystery Pedigree

I’ve set the geek-​meter far into the red by post­ing this but…

What kind of inher­it­ance does this ped­i­gree show? What trait do you sup­pose is being depicted?

And most import­antly, what does this have to do with my ENGL 304 term paper?

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009 BIOL 304, ENGL 304 2 Comments