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Mike Kush­nir is spear­head­ing a pro­ject to travel from Van­couver to Albany, Ore­gon using only pub­lic transit. Mike left with Math­ieu Goupil-Lemay earlier this week and I will be join­ing them in Seattle on Fri­day. You can fol­low our pro­gress at www.i5chr…

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Douchebag Threat Level Orange

Today’s Douchebag Threat Level is ORANGEStay safe.

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Here begins the Inquisition

State­ment of the Inquisitor:It has been brought before the Inquis­i­tion that the fol­low­ing have com­mit­ted offenses of great Hearsay against the faith:Edward Lee Dur­gan charged with six counts gen­eral sil­li­ness (not know­ing when to quit) and one count a…

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teehee!

A shit storm star­ted in the Blo­go­sphere tonight with an email allegedly from the Election’s Admin stat­ing that Blake Fre­d­er­ick has been dis­qual­i­fied. The email was sent from a per­sonal Gmail account on a Fri­day night that has no link to Sar­ina other th…

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Stop whining, nothing happened this weekend

Some anonym­ous types have been mak­ing noise in the com­ments about the lack of updates. I hear you. Thing is, noth­ing that inter­est­ing has happened recently. There are a few ran­dom devel­op­ments in the Scan­dal­Watch and War On Fun depart­ments — read about…

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Dis-Endorsements Round II

While cam­pus media was mas­turb­at­ing our egos and ejac­u­lat­ing all over Bijan and his farm speech, some sketchy sketchy shit has been going down. First up is the race for the Stu­dent Legal Fund Soci­ety. The SLFS was cre­ated after APEC got spicy to provid…

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The Devil’s Advocate 2009-01-25 23:37:00

It’s DIS-ENDORSEMENT sea­son kids! The wait is finally over. See who didn’t make the cut behind the jump.VP Academic:Johannes Rebane — says he wants to orally vet teach­ing assist­ants. We think that sounds dirty. Plus he totally tanked his first debate. …

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Breaking — Equity GULAG Being Constructed

Word has reached the DA that the con­cen­tra­tion camp that was build overnight around Buchanan Tower is to be used as an “Equity GULAG” to hold stu­dent dissidents.A tank was air­lif­ted in this morn­ing. This reporter is scared.

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